If 'A' equals success, then A = X + Y + Z. 'X' is work. 'Y' is play. 'Z' is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein

Never kick to miss.
Joe Brooks

Do something for someone once, it's a favor. Do it twice, it's your job for life.
Andy Capp

We have all been in rooms in which we cannot afford to die.
James Dickey

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Stephen Leacock

Never argue with women or small children. The former will refuse to accept logic over belief, the later is incapable of doing so.
Charlie Sheehan

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Dean Wermer (Animal House)

You can never have too much water on a nuclear reactor.
Ed Asner(Saturday Night Live skit)

If you kids had to pay for those things you'd take better care of them.
Paul Sheehan, My father, a very wise man

You can put a little man in a big pair of pants, but you can't put a big man in a little pair.
Joe Brooks

Never hire a ferret to do a weasel's job.
Louie the Lizard

Goddarn you Gary Knepler!
John Murray

It takes a mighty big dog to eat a bale of hay.
Mike Steenbergen

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sigmund Freud

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Red Green

...uh, be generous with the duct tape. You know, spare the duct tape, spoil the job.
Red Green

...we're going to find them and we're going to kill them.
Collin Powell

There are few problems in life that can't be solved by a proper application of high explosives.
Someone in Casper 2

Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing.
Longshanks (Braveheart)

Three rules of being a Green Beret:
1. Always look cool.
2. Always know where you are.
3. If you can't remember where you are, at least try to look cool.